Websites + texting for local business
A real website.
Five bucks a month.
We build it, host it, and change it whenever you text us. You get back to running the shop.
- $5/mo hosting
- 5 edits a month
- Edits by text
- hey can you add the new birria tacos to our menu? $3.50 each
- On it. Added Birria Tacos, $3.50 under Tacos. Want a photo with it?
- ya use the one i just sent 🌮
- Done and live. That's edit 2 of 5 this month. 🐒
The toolbox
Pick your tools.
Start with a website. When you're ready, add a business line and let the monkey handle the texting.
Website
Built, hosted, and edited by text. Your corner of the internet, handled.
$5/mo 02Business line
A texting-ready number for your business. Comes with one monkey.
$39/mo 03Missed Call Monkey
Can't pick up? Callers get a text back instead of your voicemail.
Included or +$10 Needs business line 04Scheduling
Reminders, reschedules, and review requests, all by text.
Included or +$10 Needs business line 05Invoicing
Text the job, the monkey does the math, your customer pays by link.
+$10/mo Needs business line01 · Website
Your website, without the homework.
No page builders, no logins, no "I'll update it next weekend." Tell us about your business, we build the site, and it's yours for five bucks a month. Need a change? Text it. The monkey makes the edit and tells you when it's live.
- Built for phones first, because that's where your customers are
- Hosting included
- 5 edits a month by text. Extra edits are $5 each
- Bring your own domain or buy a new one. We hook it up
- 1Tell us about your shopText or call. Hours, services, photos, whatever you've got.
- 2We build itA clean, fast site that looks like you mean business.
- 3You approve, it goes liveNothing goes up until you say so.
- 4Text changes anytimeNew hours, new prices, new photos. Just text it.
02 · Business line
One number. Plug in the monkeys.
The business line is a dedicated texting number for your shop, and it's the home base for everything on the texting side. We set it up and handle the carrier registration paperwork business texting requires. Registration fees are included.
$39 a month comes with one monkey: Missed Call Monkey or Scheduling, your pick. Want both? Add the other for $10. Invoicing plugs in for another $10.
Carriers review every business texting registration. We handle the paperwork and keep you posted, but approval timing is up to them.
03 · Missed Call Monkey
Missed calls are missed jobs.
You're under a sink, up a ladder, or halfway through a haircut. The phone rings and you can't grab it. Plenty of people won't leave a voicemail. They just call the next name on the list.
Missed Call Monkey gives those callers another way to reach you. When you can't pick up, callers can choose to get a text instead. The monkey texts them right away, asks what they need, gets their name and details, and sends you a tidy summary. You call back already knowing the job.
- Answers in seconds, nights and weekends included
- Collects the name, the need, the address, and how urgent it is
- Answers basic questions you've approved, like hours and service area
- Never pretends to be you. It says it's an AI assistant
- You can jump into any conversation and take over
- Missed call · caller asked for a text
- Hi! This is the AI assistant for Copper Creek Plumbing. Sorry we missed you. What can we help with?
- water heater is leaking all over the garage
- Got it, that sounds urgent. I'm flagging it now. What's your name and address?
- Dana, 412 Pine St
- Thanks, Dana. I sent this to the owner marked urgent. They'll call you back.
🐒 New lead · URGENT
Dana, 412 Pine St. Water heater leaking in the garage. Wants help today.
04 · Scheduling
Fewer no‑shows. More five-stars.
An empty chair or a wasted truck roll costs you as much as a job you never got. Scheduling texts your customers before every appointment, lets them confirm or reschedule by text, and gives you a heads-up when something changes.
After the visit, it asks every customer for a review with a link straight to your page. Reviews are how new customers pick who to call, and asking at the right moment does most of the work.
- Reminders the day before and a few hours before
- Confirm or reschedule with a one-word reply
- You get a text when someone cancels or moves
- A friendly review request after every appointment
- Hi Marcus! Reminder: fade with Jess tomorrow at 2:30 PM. Reply C to confirm or R to reschedule.
- R
- No problem. Jess has Thu 11:00 AM or Fri 4:15 PM. Which works?
- fri
- You're set for Fri 4:15 PM. See you then! ✂️
- Friday, 5:20 PM
- Thanks for coming in, Marcus! A quick review helps Jess a ton: review link
Better together.
Missed Call Monkey brings new customers in. Scheduling makes sure they show up, then gets them talking about you. One line, both jobs.
05 · Invoicing
Text the job. Get paid.
Tell your monkey what you did, like "invoice John for a hookup and 13 miles." It pulls your prices from the rate card you set, does the math, and shows you the total. You say send, and your customer gets an itemized invoice by text and email with a link to pay.
- Prices come from your rate card, never guessed
- Nothing goes out until you approve it
- Itemized line items, so nobody argues about the bill
- Automatic reminders when an invoice is still open
- Take deposits up front
Payments run through your own Stripe account. We set it up in your name for free and connect it to your monkey. Money goes straight to you, and Stripe's standard card fees come out of each payment.
- invoice John Reyes for hookup and 13 miles
- From your rate card:Hookup$95.00Mileage 13 × $4.00$52.00Total$147.00Send it to John?
- send
- Sent by text and email with a pay link. I'll nudge him in 3 days if it's still open.
- 💸 John Reyes paid $147.00
Pricing
Build your bundle.
No contracts to decode. Flip what you want and watch the total.
What counts as an edit?
One change you text us: new hours, a new menu item, a swapped photo, a new paragraph. A brand-new page or a big redesign can count as a few edits, and we'll tell you before we start. You get 5 a month, and extras are $5 each.
Do I need a domain?
You can buy a new one or transfer one you already own. The domain is paid to the registrar, not us, and we connect it for you.
Do I need the business line to get a website?
Nope. The website stands on its own for $5 a month. The business line is only for the texting tools.
Is the monkey a real person?
No. It's an AI assistant, and it says so. You can see the conversations and jump in anytime.
Will it text people who didn't ask?
No. The monkey only texts people who asked for a text or customers who agreed to get reminders from you. Anyone can reply STOP to opt out.
Who owns the Stripe account?
You do. We set it up in your name for free and connect it to your monkey. Payments go straight to you, and Stripe's standard card fees come out of each payment.
Let's get you online.
Five bucks a month. Edits by text. A monkey on standby.